Oliva trencada

Thursday, December 16, 2010

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En un principi, cada un dels membres del grup d’Oliva trencada anava a per un futur brillant i ple d’harmonia. Tots ens havíem apuntat a la UIB (Universitat de les Illes Balears) i el nostre màxim desig era, qualcun dia, ser professor de qualcuna Universitat que no fos la UIB. El qui s’ha fet més a prop ha estat en Protoni, que és professor d’un IES de Son Gotleu. En vista del nostre èxit van decidir canviar el rumb i van veure que els qui guanyen pasta són els fabricants de drogues, en concret, els fabricants de drogues il·legals.

Gràcies al coneixements adquirits durant la nostra primera escomesa, hem muntat un laboratori que fabrica l’anomenat Cristal, una droga totalment sintètica i que produeix estats de super-bon rotlo sossial seguits d’estats de pèrdua de capacitat d'atenció i de concentració a causa d'una degeneració neuronal.

Ara be, el Cristal que nosaltres fabricam li passam a uns titos que ho venen als carrers i als instituts en format cd, un tipus de pastilla extraplana que només és absorbida per l’aparell digestiu dels tocatas i que els seus excrements són només absorbits per l’aparell auditiu dels humans.

Ja esteim al final de la 1ª temporada i ha passat de tot, la taula periòdica ens desvetlla fragments, però ja quasi estan cuinats els 11 kg. que necessitam pel carregament.


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